cheruib:

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

halcyonharlot:

ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like

“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”

and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed

and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet

oppa-homeless-style:

h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

nobody with a Youtubesona knows what fiction is huh 

entropychronicles:

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

my favorite part is, there’s two equally enjoyable and in character ways to look at this, he either

1. humored the suggestion sarcastically to express to spongebob how stupid it was
   
2. humored the suggestion seriously and hates himself for it
   

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

relishboi:

nyquildonut:

bigolgaysnakearms:

www. ? it stands for wild wild west

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

otterwise:

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]